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Dump it. Dig it.Somebody wants it.

Everything here was somebody else’s first. Throw your junk on the heap, watch the rats pick at it, and sell straight back to the pile whenever you feel like it, for whatever it is worth right then. No admin key, no pause button, nobody sitting on your stuff. Most of it is rubbish. That is the point.

House rules
bits of junk
crawled out
traded, every yard
yards open
One heap, several yards

Same skip, parked in every yard you already use.

Pick a yard. Same curve, same fees, same rules in all of them. The only thing that changes is what you pay the gas man in.

House rules

Nobody here is sitting on your stuff.

Every bit of junk starts on a pile. While it is on that pile the contract holds the coins, nobody else can reach in, and you can sell back to the pile whenever you feel like it, at whatever it is worth right then. Up or down. Nobody owes you what you paid.

Whoever dumped it cannot empty the bin

The coins sit in the contract until the pile is full enough to crawl out. There is no back door, no trapdoor, no hatch pointing anywhere else.

The gate opens from the inside

Selling back to the pile works from the first buy to the last. What you get is whatever it is worth at that moment, up or down, minus the 1% fee. No queue, no permission, no form to fill in.

There is no off switch

No admin key, no pause button, no way for us to change our minds at 3am. It is welded into the thing we deployed and it stays welded.

on the pile crawled out thrown on the heap →
On the pile What the pile says it is worth Open market, once it crawls out
How the heap works

Three shoves. One transaction each.

01

Back the truck up

Name, ticker, how full the pile has to get. One transaction drops your own bonding-curve launchpad and the ERC‑20 under it. No pre-sale, no allocation, no vesting, no team bag.

about 30 seconds
02

The rats come sniffing

Anyone can dig in. The price climbs along the curve as the pile grows, coins land in the digger’s wallet on the spot, and anyone can sell back to the pile at any time for whatever it is worth right then.

Open bin, start to finish
03

It crawls out and the lid welds shut

When the pile fills up the curve bonds on its own: liquidity goes into the yard’s main DEX and the LP tokens are burned for good. Nothing to claim, nobody to ask.

LP burned, no admin key, no takebacks
What you can dump

Two kinds of junk, one set of rules.

Meme junk

A token, in thirty seconds flat

The classic dump: a curve, a chart, a chat full of gremlins, and a move to the yard’s main DEX the moment the pile is full.

  • Live chart and trade feed from the very first dig
  • Creator cut paid per trade, not at the end
  • Auto-burn and auto-LP fee modes
  • Referral codes that pay out on-chain
Stock junk

Tokenized shares that actually pay out

The same curve, pointed at equity exposure, with a dividend tracker that hands out to holders on its own.

  • Dividends split pro-rata to everybody holding
  • Claimable at any time, tracked on-chain
  • Same house rules until it crawls out
  • Open in the yards that support it
The count

Numbers the contracts will back up.

Read live off every yard we sit in. Not our word for it, not a number somebody typed in a spreadsheet: the contracts say it and we just read it out.

bits of junk dumped
crawled out to a DEX
yards open
deals done
Boots on

Start in the yard you already stand in.

Dumping and digging are one transaction each. No account, no list to get on, no waiting room, nothing to sign up for.

Read the small print

Unaudited, permissionless, experimental. Most of what lands on a heap is rubbish and stays rubbish. Never throw in more than you can afford to lose completely.